The Chronicler

I…

…don’t understand people’s obsession with shoes,

…don’t believe in love at first sight,

…want to live in Middle-Earth post-Sauron,

…can move my ears without touching them,

…would choose a snake over a cockroach,

…have jumped off a low cliff with an open umbrella,

…have trodded paddy fields to escape barking dogs,

…abhor bureaucracy yet I find it irresistible,

…am in a journey to find the meaning of life,

…live to dream.